If you a magic wand or cloak of invisibility, what would be the first thing you did keeping it PG, guys!!?

JKR said that she would put a Democrat in the White House- I agree but I think thats not quite what I would do....Im still pondering about that---though, u know it could extremely alter the space-time continuum, but I would buy a Delorean, build a fux-capacator, and go to the past as a witness to Jane Austin's life. :-)